Surprise Mom, I give you…
April 14, 2020
Ever been surprised by something in your food?
What if you are enjoying your morning oatmeal in your office and something crunches? Take it out and you freak!
My tooth came out? What tooth?
Your tongue feels around at the two teeth that have been bothering you lately… nope. Closer examination you are like wait a minute… this isn’t my tooth!
*DUN DUN DUN* Oh my? This isn’t my tooth! How many germs did I just eat? I boiled the water… maybe it’s safe?
Oh…
Yeah…
Lucas just had a destroyed molar pulled and sold it to Becky because she pays more than the tooth fairy to put teeth in her collection… and the collection was “lost” because Lucas dumped it somewhere…
The oatmeal bin is on the buffet – the tooth collection was on the piano… the piano sits next to the buffet… Lucas hid the tooth collection in the oatmeal bin!
*AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
Yes, I’ve been eating oats permeated with old baby teeth.
What a surprise!
Well… that stuff sometimes happens. Now I can freak my coworker out with this part of a tooth – hehehe…
Type at you later!
~Nancy Tart